monto 6:35 Sun Apr 24
Football related questions asked by the Doris
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Lady monto caught me napping when asking what the semi-circle is, on the end of the big square on the football pitch.
I don't mind admitting, I struggled to give an immediate answer, before half-heartedly suggesting it was an area that players couldn't encroach on, when a penalty is being taken.
Firstly, is that correct? (Fuck trawling through google) and does your Doris do the same to you when you're trying to watch a game?
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Stranded
10:37 Mon Apr 25
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Swedish girl I was going out with ten or so years back. Asked, after yet another soul destroying WH performance, with that impeccably practical Swedish logic:
"Why don't you pick a team to support that wins?"
I support West Ham
"But why? They are not very good and they never seem to win"
They're my team, I've always supported West Ham
"You should change and support a team that wins. You'd be happier"
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I.want.that.one
10:14 Mon Apr 25
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Bish bash bosh admitting he watches all soaps. Jesus.
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bruuuno
8:59 Mon Apr 25
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Not a question but my old mrs used to call reo Coker 'Nigel reo coco pops'
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bish bash bosh
8:50 Mon Apr 25
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I normally get asked, why didn't you shout out when the other team scored
Err, because that's bad and I don't normally cheer the other team
Is it a cup game or league game
Errrr, I don't like their kit its horrible
My son and I had to ask her to leave the room after the man u replay such was our anger, after her asking how many kids played in his football team aaaaggghhhh
But I get my own back by pissing her off during Eastenders,home and away, coronation street, hollyoaks by asking why so and so has just come back into it, or where so and so has been for the last 6 months. That really does wind her up !
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BubblesCyprus
7:36 Mon Apr 25
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Mrs BCR.I.P VERY good about West Ham AND Football in general but could not understand my ''mood changes when we lost.
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SecondOpinion
7:28 Mon Apr 25
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penners28 6:47 Mon Apr 25
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Not quite right
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riosleftsock
7:04 Mon Apr 25
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HTH
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BubblesCyprus
6:55 Mon Apr 25
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why the Doris ?
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ray winstone
6:55 Mon Apr 25
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Not football but a few years back I was sat in a bar in Greece with my ex and they were showing Ali V Frazier on one of the sports channels, 'is this live' she asked......
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Scraper
6:48 Mon Apr 25
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"Noble looks like an old man"
"Something about his persona is old man"
"He looks less and less like an old man for every season. Rather odd, don't you think?"
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penners28
6:47 Mon Apr 25
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best way to describe offside rule to a bird:
in a queue for the tills at the shop. you are 2nd in line. you then realise your mate has your purse and she's 10 metres away. quickest thing to do...chuck the purse. if she chucks it, and at the point of chucking it you are still 2nd in the queue...onside.
if she's about to chuck it, and you move in front of the bird in 1st place. then she chucks it and you catch it...offside.
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Swiss.
6:26 Mon Apr 25
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boltkunt. I recon you made that up didn't you ??
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boltkunt
4:04 Mon Apr 25
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Not so much a question, but remember during euro 96 a cross came into the box and my old girl who knows a fair bit about football siad "COME SEAMAN COME".
I laughed a lot. Had to be there.
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icwhs
3:46 Mon Apr 25
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Years ago sitting in my mums living room, watching the 1985 FA Cup Final..
After about 70 minutes my mum asked "who's in blue........"
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gph
3:46 Mon Apr 25
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*metres*
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gph
3:45 Mon Apr 25
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11 meters, rather than 10 or 12, would seem an odd choice for the distance from the penalty spot to the goal line.
So, even if they give the dimensions in meters, they are ultimately based on imperial measures.
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Sven Roeder
3:40 Mon Apr 25
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Was in Australia for the 2002 World Cup & used to go over to my brothers place to watch all the big games.
My sister in law has no interest in football so asked one question during the entire tournament during the crucial England v Brazil game after poking her head in and looking at the screen for a minute.
'Which one is Beckham?'
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Swiss.
3:33 Mon Apr 25
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So are all football pitcheds in the world still based on imperial measures?
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Big E
3:31 Mon Apr 25
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Does it grind on anyone else when they say "WEST Ham" instead of "West HAM"
Does my nut in that one
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Swiss.
3:29 Mon Apr 25
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Had this Swedish/Croatian girlfriend. Linguerir model. 6 foot tall. Loved football. Used to get the hump if I was late back for the start of the CL games. New all the plaers in Serie A, la Liga etc...so she had an advantage there.
Those were the days...Ahhh Swiss heaven...
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Worst Case Ontario
3:24 Mon Apr 25
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Not a question, but she always refers to them as "the Arsenals".
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